Million Dollar Baby: Bradgelina Baby Pics
See it here first! The Million Dollar baby has arrived in full colour photos! Why aren’t I excited? It sort of feels like trying to act excited when my co-workers are showing me pictures of their babies/48 hour labour/swinger’s party. I just don’t care (unless the baby was born with 3 arms and a beard).
Click below to link to the baby pics, but don’t get too attached. As reported here a matter of days ago (see the archives) Bradgelina will be breaking up by the rap of Oceans 13’s filming. Distance, unhappiness, the heat, the American and British Tabloids, me sleeping with Angelina…will certainly all be contributing factors.
http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=a1cf6d68-9e4f-49fe-a7da-5ee65fd375a7&k=1929
If Brad is anything like me, not just physically (as he already is) but emotionally, he’ll understand that once the baby is born it’s high time to bolt. It’s the guy code – our method of operation, if you will. Babies are lame. We all know chicks really dig Corvettes, earrings and ponytails over responsible fathers.
3 Comments:
i hope those freaks break up!
You know I really don't see what the big deal is...they are only human and so is their baby...I mean my baby pictures were never sold for millions of dollars. But if Brad breaks up with her just because the baby was born then thats rediculous
agreed - but brad is a sack of poo - he's gonna leave her
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