More Gay American Idols?
Gay rumours from the American Idol stage? Please - let's quit this speculation, EVERYONE is 6 beer away from being gay anyway, why should we mull over this anymore then we already have? I wanted to put these rumours to rest right now so I thought I would give a call to Taylor Hicks (the target of the new rumours) and clear the air once and for all. Here is a transcript of my interview below:
Taylor: hello..?
Me: hi Taylor, it's me Joey
Taylor: JOOOEEYYYY!! how are you boyfriend?
Me: uh...fine Taylor, yourself?
Taylor: i'm fabulous, i'm just re-arranging some of the flowers in my place before i head to my stylist to work on covering some of this grey....did you see that episode of Touched by An Angel last night?
Me: sorry Taylor, i was watching the baseball game and drinking beer with the boys i must have missed it - look i just want to clear something up here so you mind if i ask you a point-blank question?
Taylor: go ahead silly, you know you can ask me anything.......ANYTHING.....tee hee
Me: right...look, i've been reading some rumours online questioning your sexuality - do you mind clearing that up with me?
Taylor: well that's just silly talk, silly....i'm as straight as Liberace or Gary Cooper - i have no idea where those rumours came from...
Me:....uh Taylor, Liberace and Gary Cooper where both gay
Taylor: ......J. Edgar Hoover? Wentworth Miller? Kirk Cameron?
Me: gay... closet-gay..missing in action...look maybe you should call me back later for a quote to add to my gossip site.
Taylor: ok sweetie - I'll call you tonight after I'm done watching Beaches
Me: right...
Here is where i read the rumours...
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27266159.shtml
8 Comments:
Why do people have to start smearing this wonderful man's name.He is a fantastic entertainer and we will support him and do everything to stop these kind of rumors from spreading. It makes me sick the way this world is that people just can't let someone have a career and not be happy for them.
This is completely nonsense!
STOP this rubbish!
You completely disgust me!
Taylor IS NOT gay!
You're the fag, you fuckhead!
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