Obvious News of the Day: Justin Timberlake does Drugs
Finally, an rational explanation to why Justin Timberlake is still with Cameron Diaz - he's on drugs! Justin recently admitted to the following to the UK Sun:
"I get plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught with my pants down. I just make sure there are no cameras around. I try to live my life in a well-rounded manner."
Saying a 20-something young popstar is doing drugs is like saying that the hobo I pass on the way to work every morning lives in a refrigerator box. It's just obvious. Except when it's Justin Timberlake who says he's doing the drugs it's sorta like saying the bum paid $700,000 for the box and built a custom made hole out the side to pee out of. Do you see where I'm going with this? Me neither.
More Justin/drug news here.
8 Comments:
FIRST! the only drugs that homo can handle are pop rocks and fizz wizz
Well that certainly explains his desire to sleep with Britney Spears . . . and his ability to live with her . . . and that weird-ass frosted perm he had when 'Nsync first moistened the panties of 12-year-old boys worldwide!
THIS SITE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE SUPERFICIAL
thesuperficial is a total ripoff of egotastic, idontlikeyouthatway, pinkisthenewblog, asocialiteslife, gawker....same jokes same stories same readers...
find me something original - at least this one is funny
This site is raw - not always that funny, but warped and interesting. Thesuperficial has been milking the same laughs for years. I think I like this site because it's just one guy doing all the posting. I say in a few months this site will be huge.
anonymous person.... i thought all the sites looking similar was sort of...the whole point? like their own genre of web pages. they would all be in the same place under the Yahoo! Directory. Lifestyles > Celebrities > Gossip > Mockery and Jokes ?? ....I feel like once I started following links on the Superficial I found the smut jackpot. Ching!
YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER FOR KNOWING ALL THOSE OTHER SITES....COMPLETE LOSER
You know what is also obvious? You taking all your stories/jokes from The Superficial.
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