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Paris Hilton to Give up Sex, No Really..

Our British friends at the Sun Online have reported that Paris Hilton has..........i can't say it.......hehehe..........GIVEN UP ON SEX!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man that is rich! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

She says she's doing this to 'rediscover herself' and that she doesn't want to just 'give it away' because that's 'gross'. I don't think she's stopping under her own volition, my assumption is that the United States Surgeon General has ordered her to cease all sexual activity in hopes to put an end to the herpes epidemic that seemingly is affecting anyone within a 100 miles radius of where Paris is. Read more about it here.