Paris to get special treatment in jail
I can't believe this, not only has Paris' cell mate been hand-picked but the jailers have put together a special protocol for Paris' stay, detailing how things should be done for her. TMZ reports:
Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton's stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in...jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic - they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like...a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined - i.e., fired...a 'written protocol' has already been prepared especially for Paris' stay, detailing 'when and how things should be done for her.'
Well, La-Tee-Da...what's next, are they going to cut the crust off of her baloney sandwiches? BeDazzle her scratchy bedsheets? sprinkle fairy dust on her cell bars?? I tell you, jail's gotten soft man, I remember back in juvy when you would have to have sex with a guard JUST to get a glass of water. Man oh man, you wouldn't believe the amount of water I could drink...
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