Here's a heart-warming pic of Hollywood star Emmy Rossum in Malibu making out with her boyfriend. Yes folks...
THAT dork is her boyfriend...the man she has sex with (c'mon, picture it...I know you want to...).
I don't understand this at all, I mean, this guy makes me look like Brad Pitt..Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt!! I could walk around Malibu with a poopy diaper and a dead rat around my shoulders and still look hotter then this loser. Frankly, I'm surprised he was able to take time off of his Dungeons and Dragons league to tap her ass...and to top it all off my wizard could TOTALLY destroy his! Bitter? Me??
Labels: Emmy Rossum
2 Comments:
IMHO this is nice. They are a very fitting couple. A dork, that is pretty attractive for a Homo Dorkos and a pretty attractive acrtress who sports a certain dorkiness.
This is the dream couple of all dorks!
That is just wrong. She is beautiful and he looks like he just got off the short bus, bicycle helmet in hand!!!
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