Calling out Perez Hilton!

Gossip bloggers are not good people, what we do is insult, speculate, spread rumors and sometimes flat out lie...all for the entertainment of our readers. We find our targets (rich celebrities, self obsessed socialites and plastic-bodied retards) and hammer away with our best material all for a good laugh. But to maintain this type of fun environment, we must never become emotionally involved. Otherwise, what's the point of being a dick for a living?

Well it seems that Perez 'hypocrite' Hilton, who has built his 'career' around running racy photos snapped by the paparazzi, commenting on celebrity weight gain, drug use, sex lives and reveling in their failures, has for some reason decided to take the 'high road' and chastising other celebrity gossip outlets for doing exactly what HE does. Read his recent post of Lindsay Lohan going to rehab:

Lindsay Lohan's publicist has just released this statment:

"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

Hopefully the mainstream media will behave ethically and refuse to publish any pictures of Lindsay in rehab. The paparazzi have been lurking and endangering the safety of all patients at Promises. Pics of Lindsay there are already floating.

Hopefully the Us Weekly and In Touch and Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and everyone else will do the right thing and not run those photos and let her focus on getting healthy.

We're pessimistic and think she's gonna fail a few more time - statistics speaks for themselves - but we do encourage Lindsay's attempts at getting better.

Hopefully sooner or later it will stick!

You have to be kidding me, this stuff is his bread and butter - he helped create Lindsay Lohan. Without these scandals and stories that HE broke and flogged to death on his site, this content wouldn't be available to the mainstream media outlets. It's about personal responsibility Perez, you can't just flip-flop like a dead fish or those girls I sleep with (that may or may not be dead fish)

Perez, if you want celebs to be left alone: shut down your site and shut up, you are the cause of their privacy being compromised, we all are - it's what we do. If you don't shut down your site then continue to do what all the other gossip sites are doing...fully and transparently burning rich celebrities without attempting to pull the wool over the public's eyes with a thinly veil attempt to 'care' by suddenly deciding to protect the privacy of those who YOU have been exploiting this whole time (can we say 'run-on sentence?...gasp....). You can't have it both ways...take responsibility and keep making fun of your dear, dear Firecrotch. Or just quit.

Now back to the fun stuff....

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