The Gaylarious Adventures of George Michael Continue
From the man who brought us world's creepiest song, Father Figure (a.k.a the Ballad of Joe Simpson) we now have even creepier news. The Daily Mail in the UK had the following to report about George Michael:
The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath.
Yep, you read that right. Pot-bellied jobless van driver. And it gets worse, as George Michael emerged from the bushes he scolded the media saying to leave him alone and that it's his right to have sex in the bushes with another man because 'it's our culture'.
It's our culture? Is he talking about Greek culture? He must be, because if I remember anything from Greek Mythology it's that Greek men have sex with other men. That and they also play acoustic guitar beside exploding jukeboxes. It's fact. Opa!
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That's gay pride for you, eh?
THIS SITE IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF OF THE SUPERFICIAL. LONG LIVE THE SUPERFICIAL,
long live the superficial? who is that guy? "superficial super-fan"?
Um, our culture? WTF! What happened to fab footwear and pedicures, tight shirts, no-carbs, and shamefully JO to straight porn on cable while your parents are in the room opposite you? Not that I've ever done that.
you waited until your parents got in the other room? classy man..
lol, this site is a wannabe of superfi cial indeed.
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