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David Beckham's Scary Night in Italy

Oh god!! Look out behind you David! It's a skeleton! And it looks like she's got a hold of your hand! Run!!

Oh wait, that's not a skeleton, it's only Beck's emaciated wife, Posh Spice, looking as gaunt and skeletal as ever...

I'll admit, I'm all for skinny chicks but this is getting a little out of hand. Just put a couple bugs buzzing around her and she'd be a shoo-in for one of those 'Feed the Starving African Children' commercials. Please Victoria, eat something, we don't need another Nicole Richie.