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Immaculate conception II: Katie Holmes is pregnant

According to the Sun, Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom's second child. And it's reported that she's 'glowing with happiness' regarding the whole situation - however, I'm assuming the 'glowing' is a result of the super-high tech radioactive scientology inpregnator machine used to knock her up - because we all know when Xenu told Tom he needed to have more babies he was like 'ewww...I need to do what?? to her WHAT??? That's yucky!!'

Wow, this is going to be an army of gay scientologist dwarf-people with fantastic style. Read more here.

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