K-Fed is a baby machine
Seemly out of boyfriend options, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are spending more and time together and could be on the verge of hooking back up. But it gets better: it's now rumored that he's knock-up his ex Shar Jackson for the third time while reconciling with Britney. Cindy Adams reports:
His on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She's into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know. Star magazine is saying she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Ugh. Oy. Eee-yewww. Kevin the Insect.
K-Fed must be a devout Catholic, because he really doesn't seem to believe in using birth control. I can see him now "Oh snap Shar! My condom just broke!!" only to follow up with "Psyche! I'm not even WEARING a condom!!" And she laughs and laughs and laughs...
Ah K-fed...you're pure class.
Labels: Britney Spears, K-Fed, pregnant
2 Comments:
Well, maybe Shar is one of this super-fertile women that just have to think about sperm to get pregnant?
That does not explain why she is still alive. If K-Fed had put his foul man juice into me, I would have killed both of us.
I try to think of his 'man-juice' as little as possible
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