Paris just doesn't get it
En route to jail, Paris' recent quotes show she's nothing more then stupid girl that just doesn't understand the severity of the situation:
"I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're [the cops] like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?' "
Sure thing Paris. I think the first thing a police office would do after pulling you over is head to a walk-in clinic for an STD test or possibly a gas station to burn off their hands in case they accidentally made contact with Paris 'I slept with the monkey from Outbreak' Hilton.
In her self-obsessed world, the only reason Santa leaves her presents under the tree is to entice her to join in a gang-bang with him, Tom Cruise and the Easter Bunny. I mean, I've done the nasty with the Tooth Fairy, but Tom Cruise....that's just GAY.
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The poor cops - just think of it. They stopped Biohazard Hilton, she opened the window and in the next moment this poor men were standing in a cloud of highly infectious germs and spores - some still unknown by science. This men will need a replacement lung soon. And who will pay for that? Dumb-as-a-brick Hilton should, but we all know that she won't.
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