Christina will be releasing her own fragrance later this year. The perfume will be called "Simply Christina Aguilera". The arrival of the perfume, later this year, be anxiously awaited by all those who every day face the burning shame of not smelling skanky enough.
FYI, I looked into selling my own fragrance, but the corporate fat cats down at Woolworth said there just wasn't a big market for the stench of failure.
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