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Britney's latest blunder

As you may or may not have noticed (99.9% chance you haven't - as the only people reading is my mom and Jews for Jesus...) I've avoided writing on Britney Spears for the past few days as I've been as sick of reading about her as much as you have, but this story is flat out too retarded to pass up. The AP is reporting:

Britney Spears was charged Friday with misdemeanor counts of hit and run and driving without a valid license after she allegedly smashed her car into another in a parking lot in August, prosecutors said. Three days after the accident, the owner of the other vehicle filed a police report, and investigators later determined that Spears does not have a license, officials said.

You have got to be kidding me - this chick parties loaded the night of pretty much losing her kids for drinking, drugs and being flat out irresponsible. But now we find out she's been driving her WHOLE LIFE without a license. I'm surprised she doesn't just show up at the D.A's office in a Darth Vadar mask screaming about eating her babies and burning kittens - because she's pretty much done everything else. I'm anticipating her suicide in a matter of weeks (unless Owen Wilson beats her to it), called it.

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