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Elizabeth Hurley has a sister

Man, not only would it suck to have a hot sister like Elizabeth Hurley but it's a 1,000 times worse when you look nothing like her. I mean, it looks like she was adopted from the local pound as opposed to coming from the same vagina as Elizabeth.

I bet people don't even believe it when she says they are related - it's kind of like when Brad Pitt used to try to pass us off as brothers, but I was just way too hot to make it remotely believable.

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