Jessica Alba has herpes
Seems Derek Jeter is more dangerous when it comes to spreading diseases as that monkey from Outbreak, just ask Jessica Alba. Here's the scoop:
The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesse's STD may be the only gift with staying power.
Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren.
What I find most interesting is that Derek could have also infected past flames Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel. I'm just surprised he hasn't given it yet to A-Rod...those two guys must be double-bagging it.
Suck it Yankees!
Labels: Derek Jeter, herpes, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Minnillo
5 Comments:
I would still love having a threesome with Alba and Biel. Condoms exist for a reason - and as long as Biel and me wear ours there should not much risk for me.
Wow, anonymous, I'm glad you haven't actually had sex yet. Condoms don't protect against herpes, any idiot knows that.
that depends on the herpes.
But hey, lets be completly open: you don't even need to have sex to get herpes. Sharing a glass or eating from the wrong plate is dangerous in itself. Kissing? High risk. Hell, shaking hands and put some food after that in your mouth is risky.
But condoms can protect in some way - they lower the risk.
When did this become an STD forum - it's Jessica Alba retards!!!!
The simple truth is that an increasing percentage of the population, especially the sexually active portion, has become infected with the herpes virus.
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