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Britney is totally screwed

Britney Spears' cousin/mooch/assistant/hanger-on Alli Sims was served legal papers at 3 AM Sunday morning as she left a house party in Hollywood. The papers state that Alli will be forced to testify to Britney's parenting skills in the ongoing custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline.

This is not good for Britney. When it's all said an done she's going to make Bin Laden look like father of the year. Hell, the can of soup in my lunch is probably a better mom to Britney's kids then she is...and it's a delicious source of vitamin A, B & K12.

Once the stories about the drinking, drugs, neglect and what she feeds her kids they'll probably just ship her off to Texas to get executed. Or worse.....Quebec. May God have mercy on her soul.

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