Anna Nicole's baby daddy to be revealed today!
We are mere nano-seconds away from a court in the Bahamas announcing the true paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. Here's my betting line:
6:1 it's David Hasselhoff
8:1 it's the old man's frozen sperm
25:1 it's Howard K Stern's
35:1 she was gang-banged by Bert and Ernie and the baby develop muppety-soft fur with the onset of puberty
I'm taking the long-shot odds. Stay tuned.
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