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Mariah Carey's Playboy cover

Ah, the sexiness that is Photoshop. Seriously, you could take the cover of Soldier of Fortune and turn it into a Playmate if you really wanted to. It's like the tech nerds now all have these superpowers which allows them to make fug girls hot again. Yikes.

But trust me friends, she is not this good looking - I should know considering I wake up next to her each morning....and by 'next to her' I mean 'waking up in a pool of my own vomit and empty beer bottles'.