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More of the mismatched couple

Oh god, this is just wrong. I totally regret throwing my panties up on the stage during that Bon Jovi show...errr...I mean MY GIRLFRIEND threw HER panties on stage.

Regardless, Denise Richards looks too hot for him, I swear - if I was stuck in the arctic I would totally cut him open like a Tantan* just to stay warm, that man's fat could keep a family of 7 warm for 36 years!! (36 years is an exact calculation...I'm a serious f'ing scientist)

*forgive the nerdy Star Wars reference, I'm not a virgin...honest....