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Jesus Cruise: playing straight in Miami

On Feb 3rd, Jesus Cruise and his beard Katie Holmes were seen inside the Ocean Drive/Market America Super Bowl XLI party in the South Beach section of Miami Beach.

Is it any surprise that he makes Katie dress up like she could be his stunt double in Mission Impossible 3? Yech. The man is as egotistical as he is gay...I mean, I'd sleep with myself if I could too, but that would just make me bi. Not gay.