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Halloween comes early, it's Mickey Rourke

Aren't the Swiss working out a euthanasia bill to address killing hideous people like this? I've seen less scary monsters when me and my brother took our row boat to Pirate's Cove to solve the mystery of old man Higgin's family jewels. Rubies indeed, rubies indeed...YARRR!