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Denise Richards loves blow

I was having difficulty understanding why Denise Richards was dating flabby Richie Sambora, but now it all makes sense, she's too f'ing high to know what she's doing. Check out pictures of Richards snorting some cocaine and playing it off like it was nothing. And here's a pic of Denise with white residue under her nose.

I've got to hand it to Richie Sambora for scoring such a sweet grade 'A' piece of ass. I'm with you brother, I've got my PHD in picking up high chicks it's just too bad my parole officer doesn't let me within 50 feet of any woman.