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Denise Richards must be a huge Bon Jovi fan

Here's a lovely picture of Denise Richards and Richie Sambora which was recently taken in Maui after Denise had just finished wrapping her movie 'Blonde and Blonder' with Pamela Anderson. Denise has an almost perfect body, so what the hell is she doing with this hideous man? I just don't understand it....does he have a golden penis with diamonds and rubies in his testicles? Because I do, and I named it Excalibur! Kneel before the might of EXCALIBUR!