Ben Stiller and Jesus Cruise are....The Hardy Boys???
Tom Cruise is reportedly talking to Ben Stiller about co-starring with him in an updated version of the classic The Hardy Boys. Shawn Levy who directed Ben in Night at the Museum is also in talks to helm the movie once production begins this October. The film is tentatively called The Hardy Men and will follow the boys as men.
Apparently, Jesus Cruise is hoping that comedy will make the public forget that he's nuts and make him box office King again. Yeah right, he thinks making a movie called The Hardy Men is going to get his mojo back? This sounds like gay porn..why not just called it The Hardy Men who Have Sex with Eachother or maybe Brokeback Mountain II? Please, he could barely hide his boner in his scenes with Jamie Foxx in Collateral...
Apparently, Jesus Cruise is hoping that comedy will make the public forget that he's nuts and make him box office King again. Yeah right, he thinks making a movie called The Hardy Men is going to get his mojo back? This sounds like gay porn..why not just called it The Hardy Men who Have Sex with Eachother or maybe Brokeback Mountain II? Please, he could barely hide his boner in his scenes with Jamie Foxx in Collateral...
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Bad career move Tom, gay porn around the corner
I wonder what the Hardy Boys will find in Pirate's Cove? Tom's sexuality?
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