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Paris is teaching Britney to strip

Now Britney Spears is stripping. When will it ever end?

The vag-baring popstar has been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton, who has been giving her private striptease lessons, according to U.K. reports. The two have reportedly been practicing on a stripper pole in Hilton's Hollywood house.

"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Why am I not surprised Paris has a stripper pole in her house? I just wish they would come over to my house and practice on my stripper pole. And by "stripper pole" I mean the pole on my bunkbed...and then maybe they could help me build my fort on the bottom bunk...HOT!