Well, as you may (or most likely may not) have noticed, posts have been few and far between over the last few fortnights. Well, there is a great reason for that and it has very little to do with my parole officer. It seems I've been a busy boy, a guilty boy and a traveling boy. Why? How? What equals 9? Where are my pants?
I'm currently out of the country and far from a "electro-box" (or "computer" as the laymen call it) so I've not been able to post. Not only am I busy, but I'm also feeling a bit of the guilt presented in the above posted video as well. How funny is it when people are hurt? I don't know, but I do know one thing, I can't hear the laughter anymore. Any by 'laughter' I mean 'the burning' and by 'hear' I mean 'pee.'
Regardless, I'm on the road and will not be posting too much for a bit. The site is still alive, but just not as often as you would like. Keep reading, I'll post about my travels and keep you in the loop as much at I can.
Ok, be honest with me, is my site becoming overly obsessed with 'the gays'? I mean, it seems my last few hundred posts have been nothing less then 'who is gay' and 'who looks the gayest' - I'm starting to feel like I'm overcompensating here.
If I call Zac Efron gay, does that mean I'm secretly hiding something....something fruity? And if that's the case, will the culmination of all of the world's women's cries be deafening once they find out?
We'll see. Until then, Zac Efron is gay. No doubt in my mind. Need proof, just look at his hair; it's Jennifer Aniston from 1994. I'm hearing the Friends song in my head right now and it makes me hate him....of course, I hate him more for making High School Music 18: Back to School. How do I know? My timemachine told me so. Beep-beep.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were photographed holding hands as they got off of a plane yesterday reports OK! Magazine. The magazine also reports they were kissing while leaving the plane.
Wow. Movie bombs = set up the stars, no matter how gay he or she may be. This seems to be the formula now days in Hollywood. But this about it, if they did this in the 1970s Fonzie would never would of have to jump the shark for ratings, he could have just started banging Joanie. Genius! I should get a 3 picture deal for that!
When not killing men with her good looks and saving the world from fat chicks, Pop Culture Pundit reader Magda dropped me a pretty sweet tip regarding Mike Myers when she saw him in Toronto recently. Seems he's gayer then the Gay Train traveling through Gay Town on Gay Day. Gay. Really, gay. Gay-gay.
First let's go over what we know: Myers is overly sensitive (watch any interview), constantly speaks about his love for his father and his quest to please him even in death (Freud has a lot to say about that), had a long marriage with no kids where he seemed more into being bff's with his mother in law then his wife, idolizes hockey players to a very odd degree for a man his age, has a gay brother and has a memberships to the 'Anal Beads of the Month Club' (ok, so I made that last one up).
Now here's what I've just found out: Scarborough native Myers was just in Toronto to see his beloved Leafs play last week, but that's not all he did. Seems our reader spotted Myers on what can only be described as a 'man-date' - well, who knows what it was, but when you're sitting in the corner of a dark restaurant with another man, stretching your arms across the table to touch hands and staring into his eyes - what else would you call it? Man-on-man love?
Thanks for the tip Magda! Mike is not going to be able to keep this under wraps very much longer. Well, unless of course he has some super gay-shielding power, which then would make it quite easy for him to hide it. In theory. But in theory Hilary Clinton is a woman. In theory.
Here's a pic of Heidi Montag shooting a video for her recent single due to be released in Malibu. I guess if the single is called 'Get on your hands and knees make slutty moo-cow faces?' it makes a whole lot of sense- because otherwise the video is going to be way off. Kinda like the time I remade "Cop Killer" with my Christian rock band.
Hi guys. I've been feeling a little lonely recently and need a man to remind me I'm beautiful again. I'm not a BBW, but I have curves in all the right places ;)I've come across hard times where people judge me rather than understand I'm going through a very hard time in my life right now.
I need the stabilizing presence of a man again. I was once wildly in love, but that turned sour as our personalities clashed with each other. I'm really looking for a man that has a good head on his shoulders, a sense of humor and likes to go out. Let's just say I'm far more than stable financially, so I wouldn't need a man to support me.
I just need a kind man who won't judge me...Just a man that wants to love me and my two little boys.Then there some nights we should go out! Drive nice cars, go to clubs and restaurants. Live the good life. It's been so hard to find a man recently. Outside of being busy with my work, scrutiny and pressure have been getting to me. I need a man to help me get back on track.
This is classic, really. She's got curves in all the right places? Yea, so does Jabba the Hut. And two boys? Does she mean Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders - because based on how she's been looking those are the only two boys in her life. Gross. If anyone out there can get a date with Britney through this ad, let me know!
Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees shortstop who has given herpes to such Hollywood actresses as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel has been scoring left and right at Miami's Shore Club. Our friends at Page Six report that:
Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking." "The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. "Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better fucking take care of it!" After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch."
Derek is making a big deal about paying for their parking? I certainly hope he paid for it, I mean TWO women at once? If a woman doesn't scream "don't touch me creep!!" I automatically ask her to marry me and give her my PIN number for all my bank cards. But that's just me, you know, the lonely guy who spend his Friday nights redecorating his underwear drawer in his wizard costume. Shazzam!
Just when I thought organizing beauty pageants for my cats was the hottest thing ever, I come across these. Seems a few years back Jamie Presley was looking for a little cash and did some topless photos that have just been purchased by Ultra Magazine (and I'm sure that's short for Ultra Classy or Ultra Artsy) and are on display.
Check out the topless NSFW images HERE and HERE et ICI.
What is Jenna doing? When you look like a tanned version of Anne Frank after a week of SlimFast you need to stay indoors, not show off your emancipated ass on the runway. Really, it's making me full-out gay.
Not only that, but she's looking terrified in this pic as well - I'm thinking those drugs are starting to get to her, it's like she's thinking "Oh God! Oh God! It's only a matter or time before the Kool-Aid man jumps through the wall and kills us all!! Oh God!!" But let's be honest, who DOESN'T think that?
Hayden really needs a new pair of sunglasses, honestly, she's like 2 steps away from turning into Fido Dido. I'm not quite sure what she's trying to do, maybe looking to become the next big trend setter? You know, kinda like Tiffany and legwarmers, The Hoff and hairy chests and me with both sexual organs. All trends people, all trends.
I've never been one to "ogle hot chicks" or "read magazine" or even "pay my child support on time" but after seeing half-naked pics of Eva Mendes in the new Maxim Magazine, I think I've been doing it wrong all these years. Yep, that's right...off to community college, there's a photography course calling my name! That is, as long as it doesn't interfere with my probationary hearings....or pottery course....
Not that I watched any of this show, but I did find this clip pretty much sums up what I already thought - the Kardashians are simply a family of strippers and whores. I'll admit, this clip initially made me more moist then a delicious Joe Louis snack cake (and THAT'S moist). But then I saw the part where their 9 year old sister rocks the stripper pole better then most 'adult entertainers' - and the fact that the older Kardashians seem to condone it made it even more f'ed up.
Of course any time you wonder how a family could be this morally degenerate remember: their dad defended O.J. Which in my books is a step up from making out with Hitler's corpse.
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