Mike Myers is gay
When not killing men with her good looks and saving the world from fat chicks, Pop Culture Pundit reader Magda dropped me a pretty sweet tip regarding Mike Myers when she saw him in Toronto recently. Seems he's gayer then the Gay Train traveling through Gay Town on Gay Day. Gay. Really, gay. Gay-gay.
First let's go over what we know: Myers is overly sensitive (watch any interview), constantly speaks about his love for his father and his quest to please him even in death (Freud has a lot to say about that), had a long marriage with no kids where he seemed more into being bff's with his mother in law then his wife, idolizes hockey players to a very odd degree for a man his age, has a gay brother and has a memberships to the 'Anal Beads of the Month Club' (ok, so I made that last one up).
Now here's what I've just found out: Scarborough native Myers was just in Toronto to see his beloved Leafs play last week, but that's not all he did. Seems our reader spotted Myers on what can only be described as a 'man-date' - well, who knows what it was, but when you're sitting in the corner of a dark restaurant with another man, stretching your arms across the table to touch hands and staring into his eyes - what else would you call it? Man-on-man love?
Thanks for the tip Magda! Mike is not going to be able to keep this under wraps very much longer. Well, unless of course he has some super gay-shielding power, which then would make it quite easy for him to hide it. In theory. But in theory Hilary Clinton is a woman. In theory.
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15 Comments:
he is totally gay, carolyn - what do you think?
If he was gay I'd totally hit it. He looks like he takes it
Seriously I've heard about this before he's been known as gay for years
Ive heard that he was gay before also. Doesn't surprise me though. Must have paid his wife a HUGE amount to keep that quiet. My Mom doesn't think hes gay. Of course Mom didnt think Liberace was a fruit either. Also I love the look on his face when Kayne goes off on George Bush.
Every time I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to blow me. Why can't people like me for me?
rexx - you should try cheering for the Canadians, you'll get anal
hey carolyn: is your mom hot?
Sure! Like Daughter like Mother.
Big talker aren't you Carolyn? ;) We need proof! You're probably a man!
I'm curious too carolyn - you must be hot to get a shout out on this site! lol!
I am not a man. Seriously! And I was shocked when I saw that shout-out. That was really awesome!
email pcp and find out why he did the shout out, i emailed him once, he's really funny
I know he's hillarious. :) Thats why I come here. The shout-out was about when I asked him in a previous post about his nude vacation pictures. Which Im still waiting patiently to see.
I like that he's not an egomaniac and likes to keep his low profile. If he sends you any pictures carolyn you should sell them to the press! ;)
Hey tuna! I told my Mom about you asking if she's hot. And she said sure she gets hot flashes a couple times a day. Wahhh Wahh Wahhhhh. Oh also I dont get hot flashes.(even though I just turned the advanced age of 31) So I mean't the other hot. ;)
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