Britney Spears is currently being investigated for child abuse. According to TMZ:
An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present -- Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation. A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today's appearance.
You don't have to be Matlock to crack this one. All you got to do is offer her 3 bags of Cheetos and she'll not only give you her kids for free but she'd offer to eat them for an extra hour at the tanning booth. Mom of the year indeed.