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Britney Spears finds Jesus

Now I'm assuming it's the real Jesus we're talking about and not Tom Cruise or some guy with a beard Britney met at Popeye's Chicken.

Regardless, it's been reported that Britney caused quite a commotion at Bel Air Presbyterian Church on Sunday. Seems she's doing what most drug abusers do when they have no where else to go...turn to religion. Which is why I started my own religion, to take advantage of desperate girls...errr...I mean, help lost souls who can't find their way....

I have to admit, the reason my religion is so successful is my secret ingredient. Love. Love and sex with drunk, drugged-up chicks. Amen.

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