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Just like I said...

Nicole Richie is pregnant. Officially. Just like I confirmed it weeks ago. Yawn...will I ever tire of being right? Doubt it...just like I'll never tire of seducing and sleeping with beautiful super models all over the world as I solve mysteries under the guise of Captain Underpants.

But back to Nicole Richie, I'm really freaked out by what her baby is going to look like, judging by Nicole's face and body type I'm assuming it will come out looking like a mix between the Green Goblin and a coat hanger (the metal kind, not the nice wooden ones from Ikea). This kid is going to be screwed from day one.

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