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Lindsay Lohan loves children

I'm sorry, but I think I'd rather put my child in a cage full of hungry wolverines before I'd even consider letting them pose for a picture with Lindsay Lohan. I mean, where are these kid's parents? Aren't they aware that just by being within 40 feet of her makes you 60% more slutty and 78% more likely to die of Ebola. It's true, I'm a doctor, I should know.

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