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The Spice Girls reunite!

Finally! The band you couldn't stand 10 years ago officially announced their reunion yesterday in London. The Daily Mail says:

Seven years after splitting up, the Spice Girls have announced a worldwide comeback spectacular. The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five - now all in their thirties - will start on 7 December in Los Angeles. The group, including Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton fell straight back in sync, striking familiar poses for the world's media. The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others will certainly be lucrative for the Spices. They are expected to pocket about 20 million dollars each.

Wow, they've really let themselves go. I think I'd rather see the cast of the 700 Club naked and dancing in pools of Jello before I even consider checking these has-beens out. I'm terrified to even imagine what the concert's going to be like - I'm thinking lights, guitar solos, fake boobs and an audience full of suicidal MILFs looking to reclaim their youth. Yikes.