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Paris' halfway house

It's recently been reported that Paris Hilton plans on opening a halfway house for offenders once she's released from prison to 'help others' with their transition back into society.

Right. If I know Paris like I think I do, I'm going to assume she doesn't understand what a 'halfway house' is. She'll probably just bring an inflatable castle into her back yard, put a little sticky note on on it that says 'Halfway House' with a bunch of shiny stars and get the prisoners to jump up and down in it and eat cotton candy. Ta-da!! Community reentry for offenders has a brand new hero!