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Up from the ashes....Firecrotch!

Maybe all the rumours about Lindsay Lohan were true after all..this blind item was recently revealed in the gossip rags:

'Which hard-partying starlet just got a brand-new case of herpes to kick off the new year? The poor thing can't seem to catch a break lately.'

The easy money in on Lindsay Lohan, she's got more semen in her then a damn submarine. This new development easily bumps her up a few places in my death pool (look out Andy Dick!) - if she's got the herp now, you have to consider what else may lie in that cavernous vagina of wonders.