More plastic surgery news: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton reportedly visited a cosmetic surgeon this week in hopes to "fix her drooping left eyelid." Approximately six years ago, Paris had surgery to lift her eyelids, but the left eye muscles were damaged as a result, (and all this time I just assumed she was winking at me). Page Six says:
Hilton, who is filming "The Hottie and the Nottie," has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. "They have been drying out lately," dished the tipster. "She is ignoring doctors' orders to not wear her tinted contacts."
Fixing her eyelid? What a waste, she's got so many things wrong with her that require instant attention at the moment (her burning crotch perhaps?). My advice, take advantage of the dropping eye, I mean how many times do you have an opportunity to wear an eyepatch for real? YARRR!
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