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Britney was passed up for Paris?

According to some site called The Gatecrasher, Britney's recent 'vagina incident(s)' has made her not terribly welcome as a guest at the Super Bowl. But here's the kicker - Britney was passed over for an ad in favor of the syphilis-magnet herself, Paris Hilton.

A source tells us that Spears' people were turned down flat when they asked about participating.

"She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."

The day you get passed up for Paris Hilton because she's more reliable, you know there's a problem. Kinda like the time I was passed up for Tom Cruise in Top Gun. I'll admit, it was tough, but nothing will ever stop my NEED FOR SPEED!