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Britney is killing her kids

Seems Britney is raising her kids like they're a pack of drunk frat boys. She apparently ignores them, doesn't concern herself with their nutritional needs and feeds them whatever it takes (short of crystal meth) to keep them from crying.

[Sean Preston] is having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying," a "family insider" told Us. In April, Spears "asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid's teeth" but the dentist refused.

Another Spears pal says the star "feeds [her children] total crap like Doritos, soda, and even chewing gum, a known choking hazard for toddlers." And when it comes to bedtime, forget soothing lullabies: "She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy."

Seriously, a shaved monkey would make a better mom then Britney does now. I think I'd rather put my kids in a tank of piranhas, sex offenders and lawyers then leave them in a room with Britney for more then 5 minutes. Okay, okay.....maybe I went a tad too far there - Britney is a better mom then a lawyer. But only by a bit.

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