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Britney wants blood

Looks like Britney Spears is pulling ahead of Lindsay Lohan in the crazy contest by threatening to kill a paparazzi. According to a statement, here's what transpired:

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears' bodyguard on Thursday.

The men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m, accompanied by two bodyguards. One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photographer) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.

Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him. Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would

Wow, she's a killing machine straight out of 21 Jump Street! Usually when I'm confronted by stressful situations such as those I take a breath, sit back and think 'What Would Dick Wolf Do'? I then go home, snuggle with my teddy bear collection and watch Law and Order's Babysitter's Club: Criminal Intent and it's allllllll better. Rated A for violence.

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