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Which one is the lesbian?

Simple answer: all three. Pink has just come off of a divorce from that motocross/tattoo guy and needs to accept her reality. She has got to come to grips that she's as gay as Jesus Cruise and 50 times more manly, come out of the closet!

Accepting who you are is important in a person's development. Like the time I realised that I was an alcoholic and made the life altering decision to quit drinking. The fact that I replaced boozing with beating hobos and ended OD'ing on V8 doesn't diminish my accomplishment at all, I feel I'm a better man....now where's my 5 servings of veggies and hobo-beating stick?