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Britney wants to adopt

In a move to prove that God wants all babies to suffer, Britney Spears has announced she wants to adopt a tsunami orphan from Bali named 'Wang', yes, Wang (unless she wants this kid to get his ass kicked on a daily basis I would suggest changing that name, perhaps to "Turd-Burglar" or "Stanley").

Britney, who has two children already with her estranged husband K-Fed has been consulting with Madonna, who recently adopted a Malawi boy. So we know this is going to turn out really well.

Britney's life is like a 95 year old man driving a car straight into the farmer's market, she so out of control there is no way any agency would allow someone so unfit to adopt. Unless of course they take into consideration that she's a celebrity, because they can't do anything wrong.