Michael Vick can burn in hell
Public douchebag #1, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, has pleaded guilty today to federal charges related to a dogfighting ring. News came about when two co-defendants signed statements saying Vick participated in the execution of at least 8 dogs by hanging or drowning them. Breitbart News says:
Vick is expected to be sentenced next Monday at US District Court here. He could face up to five years in prison and fines of more than 250,000 dollars as a result of the charges.
A grand jury was hearing evidence Monday on more possible charges that could have been filed against Vick, including racketeering gambling charges that might have substantially raised the stakes and possible prison term Vick might face.
I've learned two things today. First, Michael Vick is a bastard - Second, DO NOT pick the Falcons in your office playoff pool....or for that matter, never, ever sleep with a dude named Ron Mexico. It'll just f'up your genitals.
Vick is expected to be sentenced next Monday at US District Court here. He could face up to five years in prison and fines of more than 250,000 dollars as a result of the charges.
A grand jury was hearing evidence Monday on more possible charges that could have been filed against Vick, including racketeering gambling charges that might have substantially raised the stakes and possible prison term Vick might face.
I've learned two things today. First, Michael Vick is a bastard - Second, DO NOT pick the Falcons in your office playoff pool....or for that matter, never, ever sleep with a dude named Ron Mexico. It'll just f'up your genitals.
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