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Britney Spears: poet laureate

It seems Britney is still a tad upset at her mother for 'forcing her' into rehab so she felt it would be appropriate to serve her mom legal separation papers along with a poem to express how she really feels. The poem is titled 'Dear Mamma' and a source said that the poem says: 'that she didn't have a mom anymore and she couldn't imagine a mother doing what she did to her child.'

Britney delivered the poem in person along with a legal letter to her mother last week. According to The Star she told her mother 'Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,' 'Then she got into her car and drove off. Lynne went into the trailer and broke down in tears.'

A poem? Did she also make a macaroni necklace for her mom which read 'bad momma' in sparkles? Regardless, the most impressive part is how she was able to incorporate the gravy stains and Cheetos finger-prints on the page into the rhyming scheme of the second stanza, brilliant! Bravo, poet Britney, Bravo!