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Paris won't poop

I mean, I've had performance anxiety while standing next to someone at the urinal, but this is too much! It seems Paris won't eat in jail for fear that she'll need to go boom-boom and a jail guard may snap her picture. A friend says:

'She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet,' a Hilton insider said yesterday. 'She didn't eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn't want to use the toilet. She was in real danger. She cried the entire time, and that wasn't helping the dehydration.'

Seriously, Paris pooping on film will not be a career killer for her. Remember, this is the girl who built her career over a sex tape - her using the potty in jail may just land her an Academy Award...or well at least she's got an outside chance for a People's Choice Award...let it go Paris, just let it gooooooo...

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