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Nick and Vanessa make my pants tight

Hey look, it's Nick Lachey and Vanessa Mamavanoo-whatnot in the pool gettin' all freaky! I haven't seen anything this hot since the time I was spying on my neighbors in their hot tub from the tool shed.

Man, that sofa in the tool shed sure got the workout of a lifetime! Let me tell you! I just feel so guilty I never went back to visit the sofa or even call...does that make me a bad person? Should I return it's doily I kept as a souvenir? Am I calling this one in today?? Turn to page 78 if the answer is YES.

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