Naomi Campbell makes a funny joke

Naomi Campbell got big laughs the other day with her outrageous claim that she's allergic to alcohol. That's a good one, considering she's more notorious than Tara Reid for her partying ways.

"I'm not going to lie about my problems" lied Naomi. She also denied being in denial.

Someone should tell her that waking up with soiled underwear in a pool of your own vomit isn't an allergic reaction to alcohol. It's just a side effect. And it's totally worth it.

If she's allergic to booze, then I'm allergic to getting punched repeated in the head with brass knuckles. My face always breaks out in hives. Bruise coloured hives.

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Naomi Campbell makes a funny joke

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