...being blamed on God.
Moby is angry that some people say natural disasters like hurricanes are God's punishment on sinners.
Moby, who hasn't done much of anything lately, has a wild theory that hurricanes and tornadoes happen for non-anthropocentric reasons. His comments set off a hailstorm of controversy, with critics rushing to their dictionaries to find out what 'non-anthropocentric' (editor's note: it doesn't mean 'vagina' so please skip to the end) means. The hailstorm was also not caused by God.
These comments raise many questions, like: What's a moby? Why does he use such big words? Why didn't he make these comments after hurricane Katrina, when people might have given half a crap? How many fingers am I holding up? Whatever happened to my pants? What is the name of the Puerto Rican man I woke up next to this morning? And, most importantly, does ANYONE still listen to techno?
Go away, Moby.