Donald Trump, who may or may not be the devil, is a grandfather. And I am officially jealous of the little wiener....(The baby, not Trump)
Sure, Trump may be so utterly horrible that the thought of actually being in a room with him made me throw up in my mouth a little just now, and he may be uglier than a mutant warthog who's really let itself go, and his hair does tend to frighten children, and YES, he IS a bastardly little toady whose personality sickens us all, BUT...damn, what was my point? Ah, yes, my point is, it's still not a bad thing to be related to him. Who wouldn't want Trump as their grand pappy?? That kid's gonna get PAID.
In related news, I declared super duper bankruptcy last week, and am willing to dance for nickels.