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Paris & K-Fed are a match made in STD heaven

Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were seen partying together at Tao last Friday which leads me to conclude that they are now sleeping together (I couldn't write about celebrity gossip if I DIDN'T make that assumption). Think about it, those two together are like the Wondertwins of STDs! They are too powerful to stop.

They can activate their Wondertwin powers when ever in danger....form of HIV! Shape of syringe!!*. Together they can rule the WORLD!! Sweet Jesus, we're doomed!

*please google 'SuperFriends' to get it...

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