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Jessica's cans make me so happy

I can't even look at this picture without crying, it just makes me so happy to see boobs like this. If I had the choice to cure cancer or wrestle with those fun-bags I'd probably order another round of chemo because those milk cans are tight!

This might be my third chocolate martini talking, but I've just become a fan - and by 'fan' I mean 'the guy in her bushes going through her garbage looking for fingernail clipping'. Sweet lord, I'm so lonely...

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